Happy 2017, my fellow Earthlings. I understand this has been going on for nearly 10 months now, wow! I've been in my bunker for most of that time, working away on loads of things for you to hear about and be pressured to buy on this very social media platform.
But not today, friends - no, today I offer you a free thing. A free thing I like to call...
Here's the deal: me and the kids have been working all summer, putting together some audio shows for you fine people. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fast forward a bit, I get it. But the shows are free - all we ask of you is to "subscribe" to our "feed," which means you'll "let the phone download our new episodes as they come through" our "channel."
(A "podcast" is a radio show you can either download or stream to your phone, and start and stop whenever you want. The feed is like a channel, so if you subscribe to the Sauropod feed, you'll be getting at least four different shows a month, and whatever else we throw up there.)
Anyway, sign up for that and have some stuff to listen to in the background. We're on Facebook, Twitter, probably Instagram at some point? Whatever - as long as you are giving us five-star reviews wherever you're listening to the show, and telling everyone you know about how artfully we string together curse words, that's all I can ask for.
If you need to find out how to get a podcast and have an iPhone, go here:
If you need to find out how to get a podcast and have an Android, go here:
Just search for "Sauropod" and look for the big, green S. And thanks for listening.